Market Potentials, Many Scams, and FTX Relations. 20 Crypto Jokes

Market Potentials, Many Scams, and FTX Relations. 20 Crypto Jokes

This week in crypto: Bitcoin’s seventh golden cross in 10 years is nearing, crypto whales discuss which altcoins will take the crypto world by storm. Crypto analysts discussed which altcoins have huge potential. In January, crypto assets rose 36.7%, but Grayscale’s situation remained “delicate”. Ark Invest CEO Cathie Wood defended her prediction that bitcoin would reach $500,000 by 2030. The “Zhejiang” testnet was launched by Ethereum developers. Mike Novogratz supported Binance and called for success for CEO CZ. Rally announced that its sidechain operations would be shutting down due to lack of funding. Premier League supported Sorare’s NFT fantasy football league despite the crypto chaos.

CBDC news reports that Changsha’s 300,000-plus vendors and stores now accept digital currency payments. Reliance Retail, India’s largest retailer, announced plans to accept digital rupee payments. In the meantime, in the fraud news, BonqDAO lost $120 million in a hack, CertiK revealed two individuals behind a several-million-dollar-heavy scam, a Canadian man allegedly lost his home and his entire life savings after falling victim to a crypto scam, South Korean police were probing a possible $8m crypto scam, North Korean hackers finished laundering 17,278 ETH valued at over $27 million, and the US said that crypto industry “security vulnerabilities” allowed North Korean hackers to “steal more than $1 billion” in the past two years,

Silvergate was questioned by US senators about FTX’s misused customer funds. Australian regulators also probed FTX prior to its collapse. Sam Bankman-Fried asked for answers from John Ray, the new CEO of FTX. A South Korean ministry, a local legal firm and a Samsung affiliate were all included on the FTX creditor lists. Grayscale was then sued by Osprey Funds for how it promoted the Grayscale Bitcoin Trust Fund. Coinbase won its legal battle in relation to a lawsuit brought by clients who claimed that the platform enabled the sale of unregistered securities. The UK Treasury was expected to present “ambitious plans for robustly regulating cryptoasset activities”, and South Korean financial regulators would begin conducting “regular on-site inspections of domestic crypto firms. Charlie Munger, a billionaire, said America should ban crypto. South Korean crypto-powered drug trade was still booming in South Korea. A Spanish police raided a ‘illegal marijuana farm, but instead found a BTC mining farm. A Russian man was sentenced to four years imprisonment for crypto mining-related fraud

Let’s have a good time sharing some jokes.

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Good morning CT! Good morning, CT!

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Fair enough.

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Fly high!

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CT must be satisfied

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You can do it now. Right? Guys?

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Go. Away.

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It’s easier to not check.

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Shhh… Psh-sh-sh…

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We just want to help…

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These are basic concepts, so pay attention, mate!

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Abso-effing-lutely.

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Which one do you prefer?

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Let’s take a look at the trading world.

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Let’s now see what’s going on in TradFi.

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There is a fee for everyone!

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“I don’t have any money.” Sorry… Sorry. Sorry.’

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Excellent evasion strategy!

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Hey, Eddy! How do you solve this problem?

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Oopsie.

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Mrrrf!

By David Warsh

David Warsh is a leading expert in the field of cryptocurrency and blockchain technology. With over a decade of experience in the industry, he has a deep understanding of the intricacies of digital currencies and the potential they hold for revolutionizing various industries.