Bullish Options, Banned coins, Accused Marketplaces, and 20 Crypto Jokes
We found out this week that crypto options markets are more bullish than ethereum on bitcoin, the bitcoin gold cross was confirmed, bitcoin addresses with nonzero balance hit a new high and 90% of BNY Mellon institutional clients were interested digital assets. After the devastating earthquakes in Turkey and Syria, crypto companies quickly rushed to assist fundraising efforts. Binance announced that it would send $100 worth of BNB directly to Turkish users. Binance shocked cryptoverse by suspending USD withdrawals and deposits to international customers.
CBDC and regulation news reported that electricity-free digital currency adoption was increasing in China. The Bank of England, Treasury and Treasury began exploring the possibility of launching an ‘electronic pound’. 5000 merchants and 50,000 people were taking part in India’s CBDC pilot program. South Korea made a significant step toward bringing crypto into mainstream society by introducing new guidelines for security tokens. The Brazilian government granted the prosecutors and courts new powers to confiscate crypto. Dubai’s virtual asset authority banned the use of privacy coins. Senator Elizabeth Warren of the United States joined the effort to find out more about crypto mining’s energy consumption. Meanwhile, Abkhazia was hit with major power blackouts. After which, the police confiscated 396 crypto mining equipment in 48 hours.
OpenSea was charged with theft, negligence and extortion. A former Coinbase employee pleaded guilty. Genesis reached an agreement that would include a sale its crypto lending and trading arms. Do Kwon was jailed for five-years for “misappropriating $2.4m of ETH from a partnership company. The CEO of a bogus cryptocurrency bank was sentenced to a 10-year term. And the Brazilian company responsible for a $193M crypto pyramid scheme was declared bankrupt. Potential buyers began to show interest in the Hodlnaut and bidders were allowed more time to register interest in FTX Japanese. FTX racked up $19.6m legal and financial advisor fees within 51 days. Prosecutors in the Sam Bankman Fried case settled a dispute about bail conditions. The new FTX management asked political figures and recipients of donations from FTX executives for the money back by the end the month.
Miscellaneous and Other News: There will not be any crypto ads during the Super Bowl. Former Bitcoin developer Gavin Andresen regrets having once supported Craig Wright. Luxury rehab centers now offer treatment for crypto addiction.
Enjoy the variety of well-chosen jokes.
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Good morning CT! How’s all?
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It is very pleasant.
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Let’s see what analysts have to say.
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You don’t need to stop and tie your shoes! Run straight to the shop!
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Although I hate to admit it, but…
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Winning is all in your eyes
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“Are you okay?” You mean, in the head department. Do you need me to call someone?
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Facts.
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That’s disrespectful.
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Too much? Too much?
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What do you think?
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You can feel instant regret and disbelief.
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This game is so fun! You are a true champion.
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Yummy…
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It’s a match!
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Are they related?
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Although a crypto veteran,
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“Hey, that’s what you keep yapping!”
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This is a great game for all ages.
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It’s all fine. Enjoy your weekend.